What would jesus ride?

I thought he rode on an ass... I'm guessing he owed it, so really he rode on his ass. There is hope of redemption for all who follow him. Let's all ride on our asses.

The virgin birth refers to the birth of Mary, not Jebus.

Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

I think you are confused. The virgin birth is the birth of Jesus. It sometimes gets mixed up with the immaculate conception which is the doctrine that Mary's mother was born without the stain of sin.
Too much Shiraz.

So the end of my road was blocked with Christians and their cars outside their place of worship, happens each Sunday . I thought to question their mode of transport asking them to consider What Would Jesus Ride? and wasn't sure of the answer myself.

So if Jesus were alive today what would he ride?

I don't give a toss, but he sure as shit wouldn't start sentences with prepositions...

So, what are you trying to say like?

That's not true. In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus says "So, I was like chillin with my boys and this geezer was all like dying in the road and we were like WTF? So we go over and he's all like 'help me, help me' and all the other motherfuckers were like passing on the other side and we're like, man, that's some cold shit"

Praise the Lord!

That's not true. In the parable of the Good Samaritan Jesus says "So, I was like chillin with my boys and this geezer was all like dying in the road and we were like WTF? So we go over and he's all like 'help me, help me' and all the other motherfuckers were like passing on the other side and we're like, man, that's some cold shit"

So, unto wiganwill goeth the rep.

Once again...

I think you are confused. The virgin birth is the birth of Jesus. It sometimes gets mixed up with the immaculate conception which is the doctrine that Mary's mother was born without the stain of sin.
Too much Shiraz.

The general Christian doctrine of the virgin birth of Jesus (i.e., Mary's virginal conception of Jesus) is not to be confused with the Roman Catholic doctrine of her Immaculate Conception, which concerns instead her mother's conception of Mary. This is thought to have occurred in the normal way, not miraculously. What the Roman Catholic doctrine of the Immaculate Conception holds is that, when Mary herself was conceived, she came into existence without the "stain" (Latin, macula) of original sin.

So, I was like you know, Will is kinda right but WTF is he wearing?!

I think you are confused. Too much Shiraz.

Very (as always), Cabernet Sauvignon is to blame. Only partly though.

Water into wine.

I don't do spritzers.

Question solved.

It's funny, how only because religion is perceived as a part of tradition, we think about Jesus as a member of the old old skool.
Not all Christians are Amish.

When Jesus was around, there were no christians (let alone amish).

a raleigh grifter

Jesus mainly rode Falkor.

the amount people go on about him, it wouldn't be surprising if the new testament were the never-ending story..

the immaculate conception which is the doctrine that Mary's mother was born without the stain of sin. Too much Shiraz.

Are you seriously contending on a public forum that Jesus' granny was a piss-head?

When Jesus was around, there were no christians (let alone amish).

That's the idea, you know. By the way, the only reason early Christians are not Jews anymore was nationalism (ie. refusal to take part in the uprising against Romans in Galilea).

does this thread presuppose a belief in a Deity? if so Im out
but he would ride this
http://www.corratec.de/

or maybe this

these are the Godlines

does this thread presuppose a belief in a Deity? if so Im out

Jeez Jason there's no obligation to believe anything to speculate what what mode of transport Jesus would use were he around today. i was just exploring ideas to persuade some people to consider another way to get to church than driving and messing up my street with their huge cars every sunday

hehe
yes there are a great deal of people going to church on sunday arent there
Bluewater, Brent Cross, Milton Keynes, Bicester,

ffs.

yeah but the people who drive to the church at the end of my street think they're better than the people who drive to bluewater and have god on their side so perhaps may listen to reason about their transport choice messing up MY day of rest...
ffs

http://bmx.transworld.net/files/2010/03/aaron_ross_bike_floating.jpg

Here he is promoting his new venture.