Out the bedwetters

So clerarly Sean the gay chap donated the stuff that Helen popped into her turkey baster. This will run for years. Questions over paternity, access, maintenance. Child leaving mother and moving in with father. Mother (we have to hope) involved in fatal accident or worse and child being adopted by two gay parents. All this to look forward to but no Nigel to enjoy it with.

The only gay Sean in TA was the landlord of the Cat & Fiddle, who left before the pub closed down 20 years ago. He was the one who first brought Sid Perks's latent homophobia to the fore.

There was no 'turkey baster'. Helen had her AI on the NHS, improbable as it seems for a psycho, anorexic control freak. However, childbirth seems to have given her a complete personality change...