Claim to Fame

Stand by to be underwhelmed.

• Whilst a pedicab rider I took Suggs out of Madness from Soho to an album launch in Kensington. I went under the hyde park underpass and the chain came off at the bottom. He and his companion had to get out and walk out of the underpass. He was late for the party and annoyed that all the photographers had gone. Two years ago, a band I was in opened for Madness at an outdoor gig. Someone told him who I was and he still appeared to be grumpy about it. We also got told off for drinking madness' beer. Their roadcrew were also a bunch of twats so we stole the beer and left without watching Madness.
  
  
  
  

Sounds like the kind of thing he should have used as the inspiration for a song. He could have called it 'Minor Grievance In the Underpass.' You should have told him this. Definitely.