Fashion

I've got about 12 scarfs. Original Tootal(used to collect them) silk, as well as more standard wool, cashmere etc....

They HAVE to be worn properly not like 99% of teds you see nowadays from boybands to weathermen. You know, that horrible double up then push down through the middle.
Me and my mates called that way of dressing a scarf 'The Cov Knot' cos every cunt in Covent Garden wore it that way

We used to call it "the footballer knot" purely because it required the least amount of brainpower to tie it. As we're all aware, footballer aren't the quickest of cats.....