What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Yeah, I think that Tesco is definitely the "pleb" supermarket.

hahaha!

Waitrose is definitely not for plebs, yuppies only.

Over here Waitrose is full of beige people. Grey hair, chinos. Alan Patridge-esque feel to it.

Tesco Metros are full of sad suits buying microwave meals and gak wine while on their way home from another soul destroying day on Facebook at work.

Sainsbury do nice slippers.

How about Whole Foods Market then? I met Dustin Hoffman in one, at the cheese aisle. He was utterly normal and friendly - gave me and my parents the time of day, happy to talk. Then ran into Noel Gallagher downstairs, scowling and pretentious. Clueless.

Do they sell slippers at all?

I give you Hoffman, and you want slippers.

Approximately the same size are they not?

Dustin Hoffman in slippers - tautology.

Anyone else upset about the new layout in the New Cross Sainsburys? What a nightmare.
The pharmacy/toiletries/shower and bath section, the way it was consolidated, was one of the highlights of the old layout and now theyve divided it up and spread it over a few aisles. Very annoying.

Whole Foods? Now we're solidly back talking about hipsters...
The original WF is on Lamar in Austin, it's hipster central, actually scratch that, it's beyond that.
If you're ever really bored read the Missed Connections on ATX Craigslist, half of them are regarding Whole Foods, half of that half are about some tattooed fixie girl with nerd glasses who 'maybe looked at me while I was buying my Melatonin tabs'.

Actually it's worse than that. I remember a cover-story from the Evening Standard, the CEO of Whole Foods had a Gerald Ratner moment, owning up to them not giving a shit to 'ethical, fair-trade' produce as claimed, and all their stock was regulation gear, same as everywhere but twice the price.

Good sausages though.

porkinsons are by far the best sausages EVA!

lies. If you want good sausages go to a local butchers with a secret recipe.

Here's the one from my village:

If you want good sausages go to a local butchers with a secret recipe.

lies. If you want good sausages go to a local butchers with a secret recipe.

Actually it's worse than that. I remember a cover-story from the Evening Standard, the CEO of Whole Foods had a Gerald Ratner moment, owning up to them not giving a shit to 'ethical, fair-trade' produce as claimed, and all their stock was regulation gear, same as everywhere but twice the price.

Good sausages though.

Nah, he blogged under a fake identity that the main competitor (Wild Oats) was a bunch of donkeys or something like that, WF's stuff is legit, or at least was, I've been in the distribution center

Soylent Sausages ftw..

But its PEOPLE!

"porky whites" are pretty good. Esp. when grilled instead of fried. (http://www.porkywhites.co.uk)

this is a fucking hipster

Well said, no doubt

Isn't it funny, that apart from Dammit, all the people who contribute to this thread are the biggest hipsters out there? :-)

hahaha ironic