In the news

And the polo neck. And the gloves.

And the attraction, like a moth to a naked flame, to the gentleman of the press.

Poor bastard.

He should be more careful about whom he murders in the future then.

Allegedly.

Whom?
He'd probably murder you next, for using "whom".

That was more for Will's benefit.

Is the eyebrows.

Soper Riva? I've not met him, but I'll wager that that, is not him.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/dec/30/joanna-yeates-landlord-watched-arrest

even if its proven he didnt do it, there's still a vast percentage of the population that will believe he did.
[colin stagg syndrome]

Drivers could be financially rewarded for keeping to speed limit, under Labour plans

Being in opposition sure does let you come out with zany ideas.

I think this guy said it pretty well

Only just caught up with the news, Mr Jeffries was a teacher at my school! He had a blue rinse in those days.

Awesome

Why am I not surprised?

nor am i surprised about the blue rinse

Neither am I surprise that James went to school.

I think James should get a blue rinse.

wouldn't surprise me if he did get one

He was an utter fucking nut job, and that is by my own twisted notion of sanity.

Skyprancer - you have the grey hair for the blue rinse so shut it!

thanks for acknowledging that i still have hair sir prance-alot

My wife insisted on dyeing the grey in my beard last night.

I now look like a cross between Noel Edmonds and Planet of the Apes.

Work has not been easy today.

I'd rather have a blue rinse.

I reckon the orange rinse preferred by Indian gentlemen would make you look less ape and more orangutan.

orange would work for you on so many levels

Na, I'm more one of the gorillas.

It's really, really dark.

Like this:

But I'm dressed just a little bit differently.

his armour is in pink, thats the difference

People on the factory floor keep shouting, "GORDON'S ALIVE??" and "DIVE!!!!"