Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

sorry if this is a repost,Diesil x Pinarello colab

full pictures here
http://www.mmmust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=303:d

What cranks are those?

Because its got the word 'weaponry' on it and big ugly graphics.

at least it's gay-friendly. and i'm ok with that.

Speed Weaponry... fucking hell.

They're American, what did you expect, subtlety?

Look at the left hand 12 o'clock spoke/nipple interface. V poor build.

at least it's gay-friendly. and i'm ok with that.

^Can't tell the difference between World Champion stripes and Queer rainbow stripes

yup. and i'm proud of it.

What?? You mean that Cadel and Fabian aren't gay??

'Almost porn' is not good enough. The seatpost ruins it that much. Also the huge stack of spacers and the strange amount of seat tube extending upwards. As if the builder didn't measure properly and didn't weld the top tube high enough

Wrong, almost porn is easily good enough to keep a bike out of anti-porn, otherwise every other bike would be in here. Also spacers and seat tube extensions are fine insert mdcc tester science here.

full pic:

Well that's a crock of shit. Belongs in Halfords.

SAYS WHO?

Me. You ferret.

Diesel sell the cuntiest clothing around, so it kind of fits.

"only the brave" - if they were so brave they wouldn't have to jump on the fixie bandwagon like everyone else with this monstrous sack of willies.

Wankers. makes wanker gesture

For a second I read: "Only for Brave"

• which would have been SuperLuLz.
  

Isn't that also the slogan for a shitty Diesel scent,
I still find a quite a funny line to putt on such an extremely ugly bike!

I think you would have to be brave to ride that anywhere... pile of wank

I think you would have to be brave to ride that anywhere... pile of wank

^ taken out of context cat...

found this stunner on ebay
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Downhill-bike-Azonic-Super-Monster-T-Fully-Tuned-/270683641751?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item3f06009797#ht_980wt_1141

Where's the anti?

id love to try that bike. its not pretty, but fuck me it looks a barrel of laughs

irl

http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12747209

Mark Elvin, you sir, are a cnut.

Malaysian

You sir are many days too late, see popcorn.

Been in Val disere without interwebz.

Heading to popcorn now.

I know "pics or it did not happen" but I saw the most hideous bike being pushed along at paddington station. Step through frame, fixed conversion, some kind of Scoble friendly midge bar, with fucking tri bars bolted on. I so wanted to take a picture but phone was in my bag. There was no way I could have asked them with a straight face if they could wait a minute for me to take a picture of their stunning and inventive bike.

Utter hipster owner so probably on here.