A crackhead walks into a bar asking for a toothpick, feeling intimidated the barman obliges. 2 minutes later another one walks in, also asking for a toothpick again the barman gets one out and gives it to him. minutes later a third walks in. Fed up and equally confused , the barman says
"toothpick?"
-"no a straw please, someone threw up outside and all the good bits are gone"
A crackhead walks into a bar asking for a toothpick, feeling intimidated the barman obliges. 2 minutes later another one walks in, also asking for a toothpick again the barman gets one out and gives it to him. minutes later a third walks in. Fed up and equally confused , the barman says
"toothpick?"
-"no a straw please, someone threw up outside and all the good bits are gone"
my sister told me that today.