Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

True, but I've recently discovered the ultimate luxury.

No women work in my office over night, so it's safe to venture into the womens.

I'm telling you, they're cleaner, better (softer) lit, there's no piss on the seat/floor/wall, excesses of toilet paper and they smell better... Like flying on a first class singapore airlines porcelain yodlebus. Heavenly.

I've snook into some in clubs before where they have flowers and shit as well.

That's not true. At least for the public toilets, restaurants, pubs, bars...
Usually they look like those waiting rooms in intensive care after a major incident.