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All sorts of opportunities here. For starters:

Don't waste money on boards and wiry things; just cut cheese with big scissors - try it, you'll never go back.

Cut cheese with Scissors?! Are you mad?!!?!

Cravendale will last aprox. 12 days after it's Use By date and still be OK to drink.

I cut pizza with scissors.

I don't saw metal.
I cut metal with bolt cutters and snips.

All sorts of opportunities here. For starters:

Don't waste money on boards and wiry things; just cut cheese with big scissors - try it, you'll never go back.

I like how you say, 'Cheese', like it's all just a big yellow slab in cellophane.

How does one cut Parmesan?

Or a nice crumbly Cheshire?

Or a gooey Bree?

Pah!

flounces to the Food thread

There's no wisdom in cutting cheese with scissors

Isn't this just the same as the Top tips thread? http://www.lfgss.com/thread38568.html

Before you squeeze the trigger, slowly exhale.

As the last of the air leaves your lungs, squeeze.

Greater accuracy is achieved.

Cleaner kill, every time.

Isn't this just the same as the Top tips thread? http://www.lfgss.com/thread38568.html

I came here to write this comment.

Uhh, this.

Before you squeeze the trigger, slowly exhale.

As the last of the air leaves your lungs, squeeze.

Greater accuracy is achieved.

Cleaner kill, every time.

I'd say let the shot off at half way. Exhale, hold, bang, exhale.

In prone position, move your hips to change the point of aim, which will move diagonally over the target as you breathe. It should be on the centre mass of the target half way between the top of the breath and the bottom.

Remembering the 4 marksmanship principles, in your own time, carry on....

It's the hold that fucks it.
That tensed pause can make the gun lift upwards.

I must admit, I do sometimes fire part way down the breath, but never pause.

God, I want to shoot stuff now.

I cut pizza with scissors.

Yep, much easier and less messy.

Or just make calzone instead - Win.

the early bird gets the worm...
the late mouse gets the cheese

if you clap with your hands and feet at the same time - it will make you feel better.

And never resist the urger to make animal noise in the supermarket.

ooo, and when you get frustrated just smile.

...............

why is cutting cheese with a knife out of the question?

If you don't want a cat to jump into your lap, don't make eye contact with it.

When the bird and the bird book disagree, believe the bird.

On a bicycle with drop handlebars, the seat and handlebars are positioned properly if the handlebars block your view of the front axle.

Remembering the 4 marksmanship principles, in your own time, carry on....

ahhh. memories.

..must be firm enough to support the weapon.

Obviously. Or you'll drop it.

..must be firm enough to support the weapon.

Obviously. Or you'll drop it.

Less teeth.

Don't believe anything you read in LFGSS.

Don't believe anything you read in LFGSS.

Untrue,

The odd tooth is fine, but too much, ruins the experience.

use a condom

don't do crystal meth.