Your bike's gender

My Fort is without gender, kind of like Predator. My Koga Miyata is definitely female!

Thats not what she said to Clementine one night while locked up in that cold dark container.
Apparently, her name is Shiela

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I hear Clive's track bike is called 'Pinky'.

My Cannondale is a guy of course. Mannondale. It even says 'King' on the fucking headset.

you are such a *******.... Mannondale and King

^^^

I can see you.... another reeeeee

This thread is shit.

I'd say fuck it, but I'm not into the hard sports.

ha!

This thread is shit.

+1

I can see you.... another reeeeee

Rik, I know you've got the cojones, but you need to grow the sense of humour and shit.

I'd advise you to watch some "Dave" channel over the weekend.

Every time I look at Dave, Top Gear is on. Fact.
No matter what time of the day/night.

Rik, I know you've got the cojones, but you need to grow the sense of humour and shit.

I'd advise you to watch some "Dave" channel over the weekend.

just winding you up
I'm drunk, sorry

I;m drunk sorry.
Can't hear you.

I'm drunk, sorry

No shit... would've never guessed.

Bye!

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ps. iT's 80s Nuno, you like it!

My bike is a Bob Jackson, and is referred to as Bob.

my jaeger machine however, is named Sienna.

ps. iT's 80s Nuno, you like it!

No fucking way!

I call mine Claud, as he's a 1970 Claud Butler Gran Sport. He is valiant in victory, and gracious in defeat.

gender is over-rated
EEImages, I hate you, you made me post on this old thread...

bedwetting ninnyhammers

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My surly is called 'Cleveland' making it male. It's called Cleveland on account of it being brown and a steamroller, after the infamous sexual practice and dumping method of a significant other: the 'cleveland steamroller.'

My bmx is usually called a string of expletives ending in 'cunt' which probably makes it female but it's only referred to by name when I am falling off it or doing maintenance work to it.

If I had one wish I would wish for one of my bikes to be posessed by the spirit of Rodney Dangerfield so it could say things like: 'even down this skatepark/ part of town, I get no respect' and things. So then it would be called Rodney.

my guerciotti road bike conversion that's my winter beater is called cranky, he's a dude

my orbit lo pro, she's beautiful, of corse she's a girl, no name for her just orbit or lo pro

my fuji would be a girl, she's a bit of a tom boy but she treats me good, she knows how to please her man when she needs to ;)

my next build is a frankenstien mtb, SS, V brakes, rigid, building it like a British tank, ride through a storm and come out the other end working fine, well that's the plan anyway haha, obviously he's a dude!

I am not sure which is worse; ascribing genders to your bicycles or using the word "dude".

I just googled Cleveland Steamroller.

Charming.