For Sale: How much is my fixie worth?

pistof- i got the front of my dad and the back of gumtree

Quoted for pure awesomeness...
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Quoted for pure awesomeness...
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I'd photochop something if I could be arsed

dibs on fork.

I'd s4y 4bout £ 4.44 4pproxim4tely.

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i hope (for your safety) that your stem is a Nitto Technomic or similar.

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€10 including post to Australia.

Bars and saddle will fetch about £70.
[strike]Wheelset £80[/strike] £20 each for a hobbyst.

And that's all. And nota as a one sale.

how can i improve it.

By shoving it up your arse.

This has to be a wind-up.

Are you related to Tonya Harding?

Look at you all showing off how much more you know than this guy! Nice work... bet he feels pumped to ride a bike now.

To "improve" it...

Get matching wheels.
Lower the stem.
Take off the inner chainring
Pop on some risers/Mustache bars.

Then It should be feel ok ride....

(if it is a joke then I just made myself look like a fool by not picking up on it but seeing as its the internet it doesnt actually matter)

Just in case anyone can't be arsed to click through

hahahhaa that's a pengy and a half hahaha (this just made my day and it's only 9am!)

get some foot retention

Even if you don't listen to any of this (which you should) please get some foot retention. Our NHS is struggling as it is.

I don't think you will have a lot of buyers, for this sort of bike, hence lower price.
The overall combination of a road frame with 650cc front wheel and road cranks, makes it a bit weird.
Split it, most of the parts looks like they are in good condition.

To "improve" it...

Get some decent forks that aren't bent. And / or just throw the frame away as well - it's worth less than the paint that's on it.

Or get a bigger frame. from the height of that stem/ seatpost it looks as if your tallish so get a frame that fits

That seatpost looks like the diameter of one of my grannies fat knitting needles, shes probably busy knitting me a feckoff cable-knit cardigan as we speak, if only she wasnt very dead.
And, the bars look like they're off a man's bike, and this is obviously a juniors frame??
Nice colour..

I reckon the chain & saddle are worth twice the rest of the bike put together.

This is the most fun I've had all day

saddle - £40
seatpost - £8
stem - £8
bars + grips - £18
lever + brake - £18
front wheel - £40
cranks - £25
chain - £10 if its new
rear tire - £5
frame + forks - £0
rear wheel - £0
pedals, need better pic, but the dont look bad

this prices are orientative,
I will need better info about all the compoments, and way better pic to see their condition

And the spokes are threaded back to front, and the seat pin's continental, so useless on LHS drives.

Embarrassed to show my ignorance here but could you please elaborate on these two comments?

"spokes are threaded back to front"
"seat pin's continental"

Pisstake