For Sale: Piece of string

Hang this im off too bed... hope i didnt strike the wrong cord

That's money for old rope!

contact stewart lee, he might be interested.

This is just typical, treating a for sale thread like some kind of joke. It's not silly string!

Is it Pinarello string?

Go to bed.

Read: 'yarn'

• plane flies over head - whoosh!
  

Stuck in a loop?

A Moebius loop?

Has this been tied up yet?

Yeah!

px for a daisy chain?

Cant beweave this hasnt sold yet

I can see a tug of war developing over this string.

Sew many comments but little genuine interest

oh no not another pun thread
i'm going to have to bail-er ( twine ? )

Hemp....

Forgot to mention, pick up only, from The Strand.

No hemping, Happy will go mod.

is this a sharp piece of string? I have been looking for this for ages.

If it is, it might need a Health & Safety warning.

I'm almost certain this thread is a stitch up. Time to wind it up?

does it come with the theory attached or will i have to source that myself

can I get some photo's please ?

I think this is all bobbins myself.....anyway back to the reel world!

this thread is getting on my wick

But I guess I'll have to like it or lamp it

This thread has me in stitches, even tho it's sew knot funny

Quite yer twineing.