Rapha, nice but a bit pricey?

Nor was I - I have the very same in the Gentleman's Cap version. Identical save for the pink edge to the stripe.

I too, look like a God of All that Has Been and Will Be.

But I'm about to draw a line here. No Rapha jackets. No gloves. No washbags.
My bib shorts were £14 form TKMaxx.
OK, maybe I will get a merino bundle (baselayers), because they make nice tops.
And maybe a pink shirt for the summer if I feel adventurous.
Nothing more.