"Just shit and piss yourself and smear it all over your body, they won't come near you"
Can I get an AMEN brother.
The other thing that can help in these situations when approached, menacingly, by a gang of violently intentioned child thieves is to have an enormous erection break free from your trousers, standing proud for all to see, rather than moving away from them, or even legging it, beckon them over with a friendly smile, to further confuse matters stick to ambiguous language throughout your dealings.
Can I get an AMEN brother.
The other thing that can help in these situations when approached, menacingly, by a gang of violently intentioned child thieves is to have an enormous erection break free from your trousers, standing proud for all to see, rather than moving away from them, or even legging it, beckon them over with a friendly smile, to further confuse matters stick to ambiguous language throughout your dealings.