Spotted...

strewth!

that dog is clearly gay.

Fuck yeah Darth Vader.

Blimey!..

Just spotted the yowsers well and truely in my trowsers!

How did you manage that, an out of body experience or a complex arrangement of mirrors?

it was one of those movie flashbacks where you see everything on new angles.

or maybe it was l'spirit d'escalier

Black bike, brooks, white rims, risers. OKR -> Pomeroy -> Ivydale.
Come on, own up.

Phew! Did something extremely stupid on Tooley Street tonight and glad nobody spotted it!

Red tarck frame, black forks, bullhorns, black rims, sidis and a fluro hump back cover. borough this evening. Gotta be on here.

I undertook a small lorry (stationary at just turned red lights at ped crossing) to get into bike box. I for some reason totally misjudged how far the mirrors were sticking out and managed to pull off a rather sharpish duck to avoid getting a mouthful of glass. It would have been quite a smooth recovery had I not forgotten about my backpack which hooked on the mirror. Not sure how I managed to stsay on but I vaguely remember my arse hitting the rear wheel at some point.

I apologised to passenger and driver who were luckily pissing themselves at me. Shame I didn't provide any of you ladies and gents with some entertainment in lieu of my humilation.

Bloke on a felt track bike in hackney this morning. Wearing a full face helmet - Wtf?

or maybe it was l'spirit d'escalier

Snails? what have they got to do with it?

I undertook a small lorry

Well don't.

JAMIE always, always whistles.. In the years I've known him and the thousands of miles I've trained with him he has never shut up.. Well, maybe once or twice going up an odd hill.. It's infuriating when I coughing up a lung in HR max and he's whistling "No. No. No, no, no, no. There's no limits±!" over and over and over..
I was wondering who was wistling on our ride! It got into my head... I like that guy. Good man!

There's a chap with an epic beard who rides a black Campagnolo with black tape all over the top tube that I've seen a couple of times around Stockwell heading towards E&C. He's got to be on here. He's also got a bag with a big blue 'move to teh right please' road sign arrow on it.

I cycle at a flat 3mph so he's always long gone before I can compliment him on his track stand :(

Snails? what have they got to do with it?

Pffft, don't confuse him, you know perfectly well that they're called 'escargots'. ;)

There's a chap with an epic beard who rides a black Campagnolo with black tape all over the top tube that I've seen a couple of times around Stockwell heading towards E&C. He's got to be on here. He's also got a bag with a big blue 'move to teh right please' road sign arrow on it.

I cycle at a flat 3mph so he's always long gone before I can compliment him on his track stand :(

That be louis aka khornight2

YH02 ZVU. Large goods delivery van lorry thing. Green. Driver on phone while going through the filtering and general traffic nightmare that is Borough. Did not appreciate my friendly thumb/little finger to ear phone gesture.
Unfortunately vehicle was unbranded, so no letter winging its way to employers this time.

Don't forget Roadsafe...

and gipsy curses!

That may be more productive in the short term.

And long term, based on prior experience with roadsafe.

Richard E Grant.. Sitting behind me now.... "we've come on holiday by mistake!"

perfume ponce

what fucker said that?

I called him a ponce and now I'm calling you a ponce. Ponce.