What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

how come all hip and fashionable people have such skinny legs? like that guy up there? i'm not particularly skinny but neither am i fat or particularly muscle-bound (i'd say i'm pretty fucking average, 5'11" with a 34" waist) but every time i try to buy trousers in even the most vaguely fashionable mainstream highstreet clothes shop i can't get the fucking things over my thighs and/or calfs. i fucking hate shopping for trousers.

I'm the same size, but I choose the gents section of Topman.