What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

If there was a thread - The Shit Max Writes - this could be the intro, you little twat.
Last time I've checked you're like 19y old, which means that something like 5min ago you were 15. You're still growing you fucking lamppost. Apparently your brain is not following the growth though.

Spot on apart from the fact Max is really Max, something like 6'9".