What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I can't fit into jeans I used to wear 2 years ago. There's a pair I really love that I bought 2 years ago that have finally died. I tried to buy another pair a few weeks ago (same jeans, same cut, same size) and definitely could not wear them. We're talking skin tight.

The length and waist still fit. Must be the amount of cycling I've been doing over the past 2 years.

If there was a thread - The Shit Max Writes - this could be the intro, you little twat.
Last time I've checked you're like 19y old, which means that something like 5min ago you were 15. You're still growing you fucking lamppost. Apparently your brain is not following the growth though.