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Tell what does suck total balls though. Wedding speeches. Why we still stick to the tradition that no women speak at a wedding? You get the father of the bride, the groom and the (ho fucking ho) best man. The fucking bride doesn't even get to say anything! She just sits there like a passive victim while the groom's idiot friend drone on about the time he got so drunk blah blah blah. Now THAT is a stupid, out-dated frankly pretty offensive tradition. If I ever get married I will make absolutely sure that the bride's mother has as much opportunity to speak as the father and that unfortunate bride (god help her) gets as much airtime as she wants.

My wife spoke very briefly at our wedding, most weddings I have been to recently brides and mothers etc have all spoken, some really shouldn't have bothered (that goes for most of the male speeches aswell).

All speeches should be done and dusted in under 30 minutes.