Bizarrely rubbish attempted bike theft

IT happened to me during the London carnival. Police informed me that if I cut the other lock off, I could be done for damaging their property :(

Thankfully a fahg lock was stronger than whatever cutting tools they brought at 3am. Lock has a slight mark where they tried to use bolt cutters on it.

The thieves tried to use bolt croppers on a Fagh? I wonder how many of them are fretting over their MENSA fees.