My cat just fell out the window...

This is true.. But I can stroke and stroke the Molly cat and she purrs and purrs and does de rolypoly over me hand and cutesy pie and soft and soppy, then, of a sudden, she throws a MASSIVE spaz and claws my hand, arm to shreds (anchoring her front paw claws into my forearm/wrist whilst doing that mad back leg kicking thing)...

Bless her

My neighbours old cat was like this. It would lure you in by letting you stroke it, rubbing its head on your hand and stuff, then roll over for you to stroke its belly and Bam! punctured lower arm.