Spotted...

.. fortunately he was so tightly packed in that he couldn't open the door and the traffic wasn't going anywhere, so he had to sit there and watch as I unscrewed his radio aerial (which I threw across the road) and flipped all his wing mirrors/windscreen wipers around, before hopping onto the pavement and fucking off.

It was worth all the traffic and danger just to see his rubbery red face scream at me from the cab of the van, when he was powerless to do anything about it :)

ouch dan, that's not great at all . You behaved exactly like the driver.