Spotted...

Spotted a Condor Rapha pista ridden by a dude in a green shirt and white Catlike Whisper helmet on Commercial Road this morning.

Had a brief chat with a chap in an LFGSS cap at the Old Street Roundabout.

Then saw a motorcycle cop pull over an Oliver Schick doppelganger for RLJ on High Holborn in front of my office.

Steven Seagal's in London?

You know it. I was born to raise hell, but urban justice caught up with me when I thought I was out of reach. They shadow you, man. No-one's above the law*.

• Wasn't me, of course.