• As an aside,

    Tabio's plain over-knee socks. £12 a go.

    My girlfriend just bought a pair for me and I reckon they're absolutely top-drawer. They're snug, they're lightweight, they stay up, they dry quickly, and they've a hint of Japanese school girl about them.

    On the downside, they're made for modest plates. Sizes 5 - 8, so says the website.

    I now wear women's clothes.

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