Epic fail

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11526492

"without realising"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11526492

"without realising"

heavy stuff :O

Me, yesterday.

Call out the breakdown man for the broken down scooter.

Me -- "It won't start mate, think the coil might be gone, or maybe the battery's leaking to earth, it's just been replaced, so I think it should be ok. Maybe a fuse. Just won't start."
Him -- "Got the keys?"
Me -- "Yep, there you go, but like I say, it won't --"

brrrrmmmm

Him -- "You had the kill switch on. Sign here."
Me -- "..."

Closely followed by phoning the telly box people to ask for a decoder card in my new box.
"It's not working"
"Have you plugged it in?"
"No, there's no card sticking out, it's not working"
"They have integrated cards now, try plugging it in."
"..."

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X Is enjoying watching the 21st miner come up to be met by his wife and his mistress. Bet he wants to go back down.

Me, yesterday.

Call out the breakdown man for the broken down scooter.

Me -- "It won't start mate, think the coil might be gone, or maybe the battery's leaking to earth, it's just been replaced, so I think it should be ok. Maybe a fuse. Just won't start."
Him -- "Got the keys?"
Me -- "Yep, there you go, but like I say, it won't --"

brrrrmmmm

Him -- "You had the kill switch on. Sign here."
Me -- "..."

Closely followed by phoning the telly box people to ask for a decoder card in my new box.
"It's not working"
"Have you plugged it in?"
"No, there's no card sticking out, it's not working"
"They have integrated cards now, try plugging it in."
"..."

quoted for humiliation X2.. are you the guy who rang up the asda hotline about a pizza without any toppings to find it was upside down?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11526492

"without realising"

That's my home town, and where I live at the moment. I can believe it. This is a shit-hole. The most impressive/best thing in this town is our motorway service station. It's a town of 35,000 people. No proper swimming pool, no bowling, no cinema... shit bugger all.

That is tragic!

quoted for humiliation X2.. are you the guy who rang up the asda hotline about a pizza without any toppings to find it was upside down?
No. I was just exceedingly tired from working like a dog.

It's not a good feeling when a mechanic in his grubby overalls is looking at you in your stripy suit outside your big corporate bill by the hour office, and is clearly thinking "jesus, I'm nine times smarter than this guy"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-11548982

http://www.vidzshare.net/play.php?vid=32401

Flight into paradise...... sort of

^ you could see that coming couldn't you. 2/3 of the runway gone before he touched down

Stepping in a dog turd disguised by a pile of leaves whilst locking....not realising, thinking I had a bunch of leaves clogging my spds and pulling it off with my hand only to discover its secret too late, and then stepping in the same fucking shit whilst unlocking = epic failure on my part

^ I once stepped in shit with my Sidis. Couldn't clip in right away as the cleat area was so clogged. Vom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjZtmq2zeBA&feature=related

WTF!?!?!?!

Dude! Seriously! Jesus weeps! Or at least the lion will weep when he sees the white bull..

I don't want to know how you found that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11526492

"without realising"

A friend of mine found out she was pregnant 2 hours before her son was born.

And people say guys in the army aren't retarded?

"But he knows I'm faithful". Sure love, I trust you. Just stay away from the cinema.

The Onion or similar, surely.

And Secrets and lies, Naked, Clockwise, 24seven, A room for Romeo Brass, Brassed off, The Punch and Judy man, The rebel, etc, etc. and that's not even including all the Ealing comedies.
British cinema makes me almost proud to be British. :]

Everybody should have at least one Ealing comedy in their collection.that's a must!

Tallbike fail...

http://cyclehawk.ning.com/video/dont-let-your-friends-ride?xg_source=shorten_twitter

'Oh fuck dude...'

If that bike is brakeless and it isn't fixed then I think that must be the correct way to dismount, or am I mistaken?