Any one on two wheels is a friend

You can start by getting CB and Brave out the fucking nursery grooming the poor blighters.

+1, although I'd be inclined to go straight to the police with that...

I'm only there to make sure CB doesn't overstep the mark..

And as far as I can see CB is always, always very nice and welcoming to all newbies

Oi!

Bastards!

Someone has to offer them a warm welcoming. You guys wont, i will. (and sometimes Brave;-) )

If they arrive and theres no one there, what the hell is the point?

Hi, im new... This place is quiet... Maybe i can post something dumb like "1" next time.

And theres no point involving the cops, what are they going to do with a bunch of newbies?! Feed em to you lot more like it!