Draw your own collisions

Can I also add that I don't have a clue what actually happened according to the picture.
From what I gather:

Cycling along, snake bites head, distracts cyclist so he doesn't see balloons, rear wheel gets hijacked by balloon, endo into a bomb, which explodes, shit goes everywhere. cyclist, now in a kayak, not allowed to speak, tries to piece front wheel together while crazy yellow bastard looks on.

Or something.

That's almost exactly what the police report stated.