Epic fail

Did she try or did she succeed as your reaction suggests the latter....

my rugby coach was telling me that when he was a lad, one of the ladies men in his squad got a bit of a sprain so decided to rub deep heat into the area without washing his hands afterwards. After the match he went to his girlfriend's house and gave her a good fingering.

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Ha ha lolz