Epic fail

Tru dat

werd!

innit

bruv

Even worse my ex years ago, tried stickin her finger up may arse after cooking with chilli

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!

Did she try or did she succeed as your reaction suggests the latter....

my rugby coach was telling me that when he was a lad, one of the ladies men in his squad got a bit of a sprain so decided to rub deep heat into the area without washing his hands afterwards. After the match he went to his girlfriend's house and gave her a good fingering.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK

Just been watching (with the mrs) 'Remember me'...its a chick flick film, that was actually ok.
Although I got a tut from the mrs when I commented on him having a brakless bike "oh well I thought, if thats the way these new yorkers ride fixed then so be it....
Imagine my utter disgust when while the "vampire dude" was pushing his bike along in the park I noticed the pedals were not turning......Shit a brick, the idiot Mo-Fo has been riding brakless on none other than a single speed/free wheel!! and in busy new york city traffic!! artistic license I suppose!!

...and look at the slack in that chain...

ahem coaster hub (clearly visible) ironman epic fail

The girls at work are fast losing their R-Putz fascination. Apparently he's 'let himself go recently'. That's because I kicked him in the face several times.

ahem coater hub (clearly visible) ironman epic fail

explain dude?

explain dude?

Coaster brake, I saw it straight away too.

is that a pedal backwards thingy??

Yes you fail

excuse me while I take my head for a shit!! :-(

yeah. See the metal bit under the drive side chain stay

cheer sumo. easy mistake to make right.....right....guys??

well it is a little hard to see if you never seen a coaster hubs before...

Still safer than riding fixed brakeless though (especially with strap).

Sometimes coaster hubs have a "empty spot" where nothing is engaging. Very dangerous in my opinion. BMXers used to exploit this back in the day for backwards freecoasting.

can I give back my "fail" then as these are not 100%....please??

can I give back my "fail" then as these are not 100%....please??

What, if you are being entirely honest with yourself, do you think?

No ironman, the coaster hub might be perfectly setup with no empty spots. I was just arguing eds point about brakeless fixed being more dangerous. I think they are about the same. You get stronger braking out of the coaster, but not much ability to modulate braking/your speed like with fixed.

In the wet this would pretty much suck.

oh come on, He's a troublesome 20-something that has no money....its gotta be faulty!!

What, if you are being entirely honest with yourself, do you think?

I plead diminished responsibility!!

what about if I got a massive win today....would they cancel each other out?

I plead diminished responsibility!!

Which is nothing less than guilty, with some "Johnny Wet-Pants Let-me-Off-a- Bit-Ooow-go-on-pleeeeeeese" dressing on top.

Fail is a fail is a fail. You must wear the all-enveloping Cloak Of Shame, 'twill weigh heavy upon your pathetic shoulders...