Ways not to lock your bike

Why waste money on expensive locks for expensive bikes when the money you save on your bike can be invested in this dog chain/padlock combo? Fahgettaboudit.

This reminds me of when me & my bro were kids.

My brother had a cheap chain necklace and a padlock. This local annoying superbrat kid took interest and my brother hustled him into buying it as a bike lock.

The kid locked his bike outside the local sweet shop and it immediately got pinched!

A lot of Lol's at the time. But kind of feel sorry for him now.