Our team will be almost totally fresh meat and are already breaking world records.
They'll burn out or get caught on EPO.
Everybody knows that Aussies have a right strop if they don't win - that's why every let Cadel Evans win last year. After a long year of him losing they couldn't stomach another hissy fit from the Grumpy Goblin.
He's probably back in Oz right now, stabbing a puppy with a ballpoint pen to vent his anger.
They'll burn out or get caught on EPO.
Everybody knows that Aussies have a right strop if they don't win - that's why every let Cadel Evans win last year. After a long year of him losing they couldn't stomach another hissy fit from the Grumpy Goblin.
He's probably back in Oz right now, stabbing a puppy with a ballpoint pen to vent his anger.