• Our team will be almost totally fresh meat and are already breaking world records.

    They'll burn out or get caught on EPO.

    Everybody knows that Aussies have a right strop if they don't win - that's why every let Cadel Evans win last year. After a long year of him losing they couldn't stomach another hissy fit from the Grumpy Goblin.

    He's probably back in Oz right now, stabbing a puppy with a ballpoint pen to vent his anger.

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