Förstemann Squats

One day I'd like to go to a middle class dinner party, where they are drinking Jacobs Creek and Hardys, and listening to Coldplay and Jack Johnson. Then I will unleash 30 years of pent up fury and aggression, killing the whole town with an HB pencil.

If this does happen can your ring me so I can join in. If anyone bought a bottle of Jacobs Creek to one of my parties I would bottle call them an ambulance