What was your worst/standard punishment as a child?

I said I wasn't Jamaican.

Yes, probably. In fact most Caribbean people shudder at the displays of rudeness from child to parent here.

Crime in Jamaica is practically off the scales. Disrespect to parents probably wouldn't even register, if there was a measure for it. In Grenada, crime is a joke, as there is so little.

I know you're not Jamaican, GA2G - your point was that Jamaicans are not rude to their parents, and you inferred that they feel superior when they see English people with rude kids.
My point is that Jamaica has very little to feel superior about, as far as bad behaviour is concerned.