What was your worst/standard punishment as a child?

Sorry, I didn't realise that crime had been eradicated in Jamaica through the liberal application of a slipper to the arse.

Are you telling me that there are yardies out there feeling smug and superior and tut tutting about kids being rude to there mums?

I said I wasn't Jamaican.

Yes, probably. In fact most Caribbean people shudder at the displays of rudeness from child to parent here.

Crime in Jamaica is practically off the scales. Disrespect to parents probably wouldn't even register, if there was a measure for it. In Grenada, crime is a joke, as there is so little.