What was your worst/standard punishment as a child?

Oh, and General Lucifer, speak to any Jamaican, and see if you can find ONE, that will tell you that sometimes kids tell their mums to Fuck Off there. I'm not Jamaican, but the concept of respect to parents runs deep in the West Indies. Respect to mothers there is higher than even where I grew up.......in Grenada.

Sorry, I didn't realise that crime had been eradicated in Jamaica through the liberal application of a slipper to the arse.

Are you telling me that there are yardies out there feeling smug and superior and tut tutting about kids being rude to there mums?