Hyperbole

Great - You've mention quantum to tynan - He'll be selling us hologram pendants now.

You know when you're doing something, and as you're doing it, you're think thinking, don't do this, it's no big deal, but just don't do it, yet for some reason you really want to do it.

That's still after you smart tart

"Unlimited..."

I am reminded of a poster in the M&S suit departments I spotted (I was only in there as I used to work for a co who gave us vouchers for Chrimbo, so you could buy pants to remind you of them):

"Why not team with a tie for a more formal look?"

Arch cnutism of the first order.

Speaking as a mother, drink coke, now with more calcium!

IF YOU WANT TO GET THE CALCIUM IN YOU KID, THEY'd HAVE TO DRINK 2 GALLONS OF CHIP FAT, instead why not try calcidrink. SPecially formulated by families

“I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then? Is that a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment"? As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of psychopathic zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!! Speaking as a mother."

#billbailey

ad nauseam.

No marks for Latin, and that one should be easy as we use the word nausea in English.

A colloid is a two phase mixture of particles (dispersed phase) microscopically dispersed in a matrix (contiguous phase). A solid in liquid colloid is called a sol. If it settles into distinct phases after a while, it's a suspension.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colloid#Classification_of_colloids

“I don’t know anything about Afghanistan, but I know it’s full of terrorists, speaking as a mother.” So what is this "speaking as a mother" then? Is that a euphemism for "talking out of my arse"? "Suspending rational thought for a moment"? As a rational human being, Al-Qaeda are a loose association of psychopathic zealots who could be rounded up with a sustained police investigation. But speaking as a parent, they’re all eight foot tall, they’ve got lasers under their moustaches, a huge eye in their foreheads and the only way to kill them is to NUKE every country that hasn’t sent us a Christmas card in the the last 20 years!! Speaking as a mother."

#billbailey

Sitting here chortling.

It's 4 for 3 G&Ts in sainsburys and I'm sober as quick as I wasn't

No marks for Latin, and that one should be easy as we use the word nausea in English.

I'm not writing that in English, I am quoting the maxim, and you get Delta Double Minus for conjugation of Latin verbs.

Well, I get paid to post here. Don't you?

I see it right here. This is all a viral advert for Guinness, right?

I'm the only real person in here, aren't I?

I'm a real life master of marketing. I only market for causes I back, cos I'm fussy.

So I doubt I'd market for Tynan!

Tynan's a fucking master of marketing.

He makes you market for him.

Dead language >>>>>>>>>>

I'm not writing that in English, I am quoting the maxim, and you get Delta Double Minus for conjugation of Latin verbs.

Dead language >>>>>>>>>>

Altissima quaeque flumina minimo sono labi

Literally 'The deepest rivers flow with the least sound', but still waters run deep, right?

et in arcadia ego

subsisto laudo postea

^Dorkus Malorkus

operor non exsisto vilis

hora somni, that's it from me

actually one more before I go...

mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat

awesome =)

Non modo sed etiam

also what?

Translated, 'My hovercraft is full of eels'.

mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat

also what?

Dudley Moore and Peter Cook comedy series, Not only but also.

Ne feceris ut rideam

I'm not writing that in English, I am quoting the maxim, and you get Delta Double Minus for conjugation of Latin verbs.

wtf? You got the spelling wrong, and you compound your stupidity by referring to conjugation of verbs, when the material issue is declension of nouns.