What to say to a bad road user

I think that once you give up the idea of getting any kind of revenge you can relax a lot more and let the bad moments slide away like a brakeless hipster on an icy Clerkenwell Road.
Personally I find nothing more relaxing on the old legs than getting home and basking in a warm glow of self-satisfaction.

I have never had the pivledge of meeting Mr WW, but I do agree with everything in the above quote big time, and it's not for the first time I've agreed with him either!