Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

The bike itself is nice enough, and I don't have a problem with stores in general or even bikes in stores. However, from this picture alone I immediately know the type of store and its target market. A fake fixie with leather bar tape and saddle, plaid shirts, fitted caps and leather moron boots, the one stop shop for every douchebag I want to punch in the face.

That's actually my gentleman's dressing-room ante-chamber. To the left of picture are the smoking jacket closets, to the right, rests the vulcanised rubber bathing attire.