Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

The bike itself is nice enough, and I don't have a problem with stores in general or even bikes in stores. However, from this picture alone I immediately know the type of store and its target market. A fake fixie with leather bar tape and saddle, plaid shirts, fitted caps and leather moron boots, the one stop shop for every douchebag I want to punch in the face.

Oh do fuck off you self-righteous ballbag...