Worst (hilarious) injuries

Few years ago... (about 16) brand new look pedals. Came up to a mini-roundabout. Slowed to walking pace, wham... front wheel went out from under me. Still clipped into bike in pissing rain.

Release, get back on bike, can't pull brakes, no strength in wrists. Go home sleep. Get up go to pub. (darts match) cant throw darts further than tip of my foot... can't drink beer as cant bend arm to mouth (either arm) drink 6-7 pints through straw. get completely hammered,Mates from darts team don't take the piss at all... (MUCH)

Hungover at Hopsital next day, they say I am fine, damaged ligaments. Fly to Canada to go skiing. fall over can't get up. gf mad as hell.

2x broken radial heads of BOTH elbows, snapped clean off ... from the bike accident. Years of pain/locking elbows since.

Wow, amazing story. So your arms were both broken the whole time?