Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

The BMC is anti porn as I would define anti porn. Anti porn is where people have actually tried to make a good bike and even used good/nice components but then completely fucked it up when putting it all together with bad taste and/or mismatched components

An ugly bike could be any number of OTPs but they are not anti porn to me.

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I like how the bmx stem and bars level out the low-pro frame.
looks ruff like a 80 yr man with 10 days stubble.

does it ever mash the dirt?

The Honda downhill bike on the previous page is by no means anti porn.

Agreed. One hell of a piece of design.

The Honda DH was only put there because somebody was confused or ignorant. Either way, they were wrong and the pic of the whole bike was posted to prove them wrong.

I've now been and drowned the requisite number of hipster kittens in a hope my sins may be forgiven.

I might post it into the Porn thread.

More deserving of it than many a bike on there (the real Honda DH bike that is!).

Went back trying to find the suspension fork Cineli Mash, couldn't resist sharing some old goldies:

This shit is pretty damn wrong to the bone... WTF are they thinking?

That's a winner

Maybe a stem with a rising angle could make this safe and comfortable for Louis

is there a name for these bars?

If those are 24" or 26" (as they look like), that bike makes more sense to me than a 700cmx.... ha!..not really, look at the bar/saddle drop. meh.

A bit more....

Most zoomed out I could find, website's in Japanese so I can't go much further than what's on the page.

mine was better

readers wives allowed in anti porn?

i do hope this isn't their marketing shot
forks ?

Forks??
What about handlebars, brake lever, seatpost?

is there a name for these bars?

If those are 24" or 26" (as they look like), that bike makes more sense to me than a 700cmx.... ha!..not really, look at the bar/saddle drop. meh.

Funny or not, I was dissing this bike last year.. it now belongs to me : D

whywhywhy

and again.

^these last 2 are not my exact definition of Anti-porn... they're just ordinary screw-ups.

maybe the dude with the colnago is like me and got a nice roadbike but to find out i hate gears, isnt so bad...

second has some ugly welds to

Yours for 1,000 Eur

whywhywhy

I don't see any problem with this.

Is it because it's a colango fixed road conversion that boil your soup sometime rotten?

Ed, where do you get 'em from?

Yours for 1,000 Eur 600 quid

Could go lower, it's a Dutch auction

MCDCC, you must spread some rep etc.

The Trek on the previous page is amazing but surely a joke?

The flouro tri bike however... I definitely know someone who would ride that!

The Trek on the previous page is the world's greatest Madone

http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-things-changepart-ii-true.html

i do hope this isn't their marketing shot
forks ?

some one has to be doing that for some sick perverted joke, couldnt it that wrong unless you tried...

some one has to be doing that for some sick perverted joke, couldnt it that wrong unless you tried...

UrbanOutfitters was definitely.
That is the picture from their website, selling the Ripper.

Don't forget the handlebar is the wrong way round, the brake lever is too high, single rear brake and saddle with a pointed nose.

i do hope this isn't their marketing shot
forks ?

is the brake cable loose except for the big top tube sticker?