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BBC website "most popular" headline generator:

vitamin b delays alzheimers
vitamin c gives you cancer
sunshine gives you cancer
vitamin b gives you cancer
excercise makes you happier
sunshine prevents cancer
omega 3 makes you live longer
vitamin c makes no difference
exercise gives you cancer
vitamin b key to happy marriage
omega 3 gives you cancer
brown bread causes depression
vitamin c causes sunshine
red wine is good for you
red wine is bad for you
red wine causes cancer
red wine is key to dancing skills
red wine is better for you than margarine
blah fucking blah fucking blah fucking blah

Too right.
I don't know how they can look themselves in the face.

Slow news day?

Let's wheel out cancer.
That's a nice, safe subject that won't offend or worry anyone.
Good old cancer.