2010-08-28 - Bridges X - West to East

BORIS BIKE TT - race results and (utterly objective) commentry.

1. Alf Garnet 32.3 transmuted first-up nerves into impressive performance.
   
2. Alex (Plastic Pedals) 46.8 kickstand issues, depsite pre-event practice.
   
3. Sumo 33.1 rolled jeans, quick rolling.
   
4. MiddleofNowhere 57.3 legs-akimbo buffonery from the Swaintoux Vet.
   
5. Tommy Mack 33.0 out of control hair, controlled cornering.
   
6. Party Paul 37.2 stop-watch issues took him off the boil then took scenic route via the steps.
   
7. Ham Sandwich 31.8 sussed the kickstand issue; a clean pair of heels.
   
8. Tibbs 36.4 should that saddle have been lower?
   
9. Tom K&e 1.06.1 he stumbles he deviates, he falls, he rocks.
   
10. MA3K 34.7 slow to mount, then laid it down.
    
11. Dropout 38.4 Willie Carson on a carthorse.