Dear Plod,
Please feel free to visit the environs of London Fields, Hackney whenever you need your monthly fines tally topping up....there you will find numerous brakeless fixie riders (theyre easy to spot - unpolished second-hand brogues, tatty ill-fitting charity shop clothes, Rayban Wayfarer shades and asymetrical "ironic" hair...)...its high time this scourge to society was dealt with...i thank you for your prompt attention
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