Moustache bars, priest bars, touring, randonneur, bullhorns or substitutes

I never mentioned narrow bars...

I was talking about the cockpit, ie the length if the top tube, which is short.

You can get over your little moment of drama now.

Oh for the love of..

when it come to moustache bar - narrow (especially idiot bar® narrow) is niever a good idea, doesn't make it handle any better.

buy a moustache bar, put it on your bike and see how you like it.