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@s.walrus
A truly posh wank would normally involve an erotic dance performed by the twin sons/daughters* of which-ever count/countess is hosting the hunting weekend you're attending, while your valet blows Columbia's finest export up your butt and your butler brings you off with a skill aquired through performing this act for the three generations of your family he has served. Probably.
I might have just dreamt it.
*delete as applicable/available.