Really annoying 'celebrities'

Following on from my mates Lady Sovereign story, this was another when he went to Shoreditch House:

*"....was in shoreditch house- wanky home of the wannabe inn dat dere London. *

*In strolls professional 'band bike' and all round pain in the arse Fearne Cotton. Full of attitude - we were stood next to her and she was name dropping. *

*I seized my chance. *

*Fearne?? I said *

*'yes' *

*'I know you must get people bugging you all the time with you being on telly and that' *

*'its ok it comes with the territory- with fame' *

*'When will we see you back on this morning with Phillip Schofield' *

*'Thats Fern Britton' *

*'Oh sorry is that not you' *

*'Erm no' *

*'Sorry got you confused with someone off the telly' bye' *

She was fcuking fuming with that. I was wetting myself"

Ha ha, can't stand Fearn Cotton, nice one