Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Given the relationship of a saddle to a seatpost, it might be more accurate to say it's an English saddle that's been raped by an overpriced German alternative to a Moulton, the whole thing standing as a metaphor for what BMW did to the Mini

Fuck, no, don't mentoin BMW, you'll have Scottsnotscot/Archiesgrobags in here telling us how awesomeamazingbrilliantfantastic they are.