Weight / Fat loss

To be honest Clive I can get up hills fairly quickly and see my penis on a regular basis (even if we are not quite on speaking terms these days) but I still feel there has to be more to life than this.

Will, this is where you go wrong. If you but knew that climbing hills and surveying one's member were the summit of a man's goals, you could be a happy and content being. But no, types like you always want more. An adolescent read of Jonathan bloody Seagull and it's all want want want with your sort.